103 little Excuses...

103 Excuses for All Occasions Just in case you are looking for one, here's a handy-dandy little list of excuses for future reference. You should be able to find something here to suit almost every occasion that requires an excuse for a goof, mistake, oversight, or need to say no to something you should not or do not want to do. I didn't mean it. I didn't do it. Wasn't me. Someone else did it. The little man did it. The dog ate it. The cat carried it away. Don't know what you're talking about. Huh? You've confused me with my evil twin. I was in Alaska. I don't drive that kind of car. I joined the Rotary Club and was too busy rotating things to have done that. You must be talking about the new girl. I never park my car there so it couldn't have been me. Grey's Anatomy is on. My cellphone was dead. The Internet was (is) down. I had to (have to) reboot my computer. I didn't get enough sleep. My car is out of gas. My husband took my keys with him. A water pipe broke in our backyard. All of my exercise clothes are in the washer. My shoelace broke. I need a new battery. I have a virus. My computer has a virus. I'm too old. I'm too young. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake. So-and-so will get mad at me if I do that, so I better not. The football game is on. I had (have) a flat tire. They were out of that. That's not good for people. That's just the way I am. I just had surgery. I don't know how to do it. It snowed last night. I have to wash my hair. I don't have time. Project Runway is on. The can opener broke. I need to take time off of work to do that, and I can't take time off. I fell asleep. I was busy talking to [name] and couldn't be interrupted. I was at the hair dresser's. My hem ripped. I don't know where to begin. I need to go shopping. I need to clean out my refrigerator. I need to clean my kitchen. I don't have any healthy recipes. My family doesn't like healthy food. I don't have time to cook. I don't have the right ingredients. Other things are more important. It's time for bed. My brain is tired. I'll start tomorrow. I'll do that when I get rich. It's a waste of money. I can't do it. The Boogie Man will get me. They stole my chance. I only get one chance per life and that was it. It's easier if I don't try it. I'm comfortable right now. It takes too long to learn. I'm too old to learn new things. I don't have time to learn new things. It's the other person's fault. Talk to them. My alarm didn't go off. I woke up late, and there wasn't time. I forgot the time. I had a crisis I had to take care of. I lost my keys. I had a flat tire. I wrote down the date wrong. I thought I had more money in my account. I misplaced my phone. I went to the wrong address. I hit the wrong button. I ran out of paper. I ran out of printer ink. My hard drive failed. I just never got around to it. I meant to do it. It was on my list of things to do. I lost my list. Was that today? I thought it was tomorrow. Someone called me and made me lose track of time. I didn't think it would take so long to get here. Someday I'll do it. I just didn't think about it too much. I tried once. People like me can't do amazing things like that. I don't have enough talent. I'm too lazy. I don't want to. Please make my excuses for me. Facebook...I needed to update my status. Pinterest...